1 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:02,000 previously on Dumbgeons and Dragons 2 00:00:02,439 --> 00:00:04,879 We got a commandeer Karen's boat 3 00:00:06,000 --> 00:00:09,419 And that's what we use so first thing 4 00:00:10,040 --> 00:00:15,980 Defeating the ferryman of the dead right defeat or persuade or persuade and if we look like we're dead 5 00:00:16,640 --> 00:00:18,359 Even more of a reason 6 00:00:18,359 --> 00:00:24,039 Right sure Ron's not gonna be like I don't know about these dead guys. No, they're just dead guys go 7 00:00:24,359 --> 00:00:27,359 Yeah, I mean I complain or shift but 8 00:00:27,960 --> 00:00:29,960 Can only do that one or maybe 9 00:00:31,320 --> 00:00:33,320 We save that 10 00:00:33,519 --> 00:00:41,039 Yes, I just wonder what can I hit with my ex while I am down there is there anything special that I can prepare for 11 00:00:42,280 --> 00:00:47,920 tons what lives under the ice in the moat lives under the ice I could hear it yeah, I 12 00:00:48,719 --> 00:00:54,760 Could hear it down in the prison imagine a multi-eyed multi-tentacled monster that can speaks inside your head, but is undead 13 00:00:54,760 --> 00:00:56,760 so does 14 00:00:57,079 --> 00:01:02,199 But still maintains the power it had beforehand is there something in your book that might 15 00:01:03,119 --> 00:01:08,280 Answer some of these questions grants. Oh, yeah books full of all this great stuff if you look at the map here 16 00:01:08,280 --> 00:01:14,319 It's got this little pinging beacon looks like it's at the Museum of Greenest. I think we're gonna have to go get his book 17 00:01:14,759 --> 00:01:16,759 Let's do it 18 00:01:19,239 --> 00:01:25,039 Welcome to Dumbgeons and Dragons. I'm your dungeon master rust more he him also with me today's Tom Laird 19 00:01:25,200 --> 00:01:30,200 Yeah, he him and I am playing a flint fire beard and Carla max day 20 00:01:30,280 --> 00:01:35,120 She her playing lip-synchy pip Diggins also she her and Amy More 21 00:01:35,280 --> 00:01:41,760 Yeah, she her playing guy. I'll night hunter ogla. Can you see they and the amistacia? 22 00:01:41,760 --> 00:01:49,160 She her and Kyle class it. Hey, what's up? He him gonna be playing Vorunax also he him welcome everybody 23 00:01:49,160 --> 00:01:54,840 We're here for a caper. We gotta get a book back. Uh-huh. 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Yeah fantastic Russell just post he'll put the rest in in post 34 00:02:58,199 --> 00:03:01,840 Chopped together all of our words here. Let me set the scene. We're all 35 00:03:03,080 --> 00:03:05,080 sitting around a table at 36 00:03:05,640 --> 00:03:07,640 an 37 00:03:07,640 --> 00:03:08,840 nondescript 38 00:03:08,840 --> 00:03:11,240 You know tavern. Yeah in 39 00:03:12,240 --> 00:03:15,439 Greenest. Mm-hmm, and we just finished 40 00:03:16,400 --> 00:03:18,400 Planning our 41 00:03:18,800 --> 00:03:20,680 infiltration of 42 00:03:20,680 --> 00:03:22,280 orcas's lair 43 00:03:22,280 --> 00:03:24,680 at least in preliminary planning and 44 00:03:25,800 --> 00:03:27,800 we realized that 45 00:03:28,319 --> 00:03:31,639 Big part of it has to do with them with grants 46 00:03:31,639 --> 00:03:36,759 This is a book because otherwise he's useless to have around so we should probably go get grants. This is book 47 00:03:37,400 --> 00:03:42,479 Yep, and he said there's a beacon on it. It's at the greenest library. So god 48 00:03:42,479 --> 00:03:44,680 do we have to walk around with this enormous map like 49 00:03:45,439 --> 00:03:47,439 tourist losers 50 00:03:47,479 --> 00:03:54,759 Through the streets of greenest just like we just hire a really good docent. Yeah, it is a museum. So we'll be good 51 00:03:56,039 --> 00:04:01,560 That's about as far as we can get with it as far as we can go, but that's pretty far we're ready 52 00:04:01,560 --> 00:04:06,280 yeah, I think we rolled up the map because the map was mostly of 53 00:04:07,400 --> 00:04:09,960 orcas's lair with I guess like an inset of 54 00:04:10,040 --> 00:04:17,300 The greenest yeah, yeah, yeah for some reason it's really just a bar napkin and I'm just drawing yeah 55 00:04:18,360 --> 00:04:21,860 Well, Grancis says I can just summon my book 56 00:04:25,240 --> 00:04:31,439 What a caper we did it yeah, I mean that saved a lot of time and effort we figured it out 57 00:04:32,680 --> 00:04:35,600 Episode we've solved it twice. Mm-hmm 58 00:04:36,560 --> 00:04:39,519 Grancis can actually summon his book. Yeah. Yeah 59 00:04:40,120 --> 00:04:42,799 It turns it flew right to him. He he was all like 60 00:04:44,799 --> 00:04:50,919 Could just like in hocus pocus and just flew right to him. Sure. Yeah. Okay. Well, you've solved my book 61 00:04:53,799 --> 00:04:58,399 Or Amy really did set the scene we're in the pub we're in greenest we've rolled up our map 62 00:04:58,399 --> 00:05:02,079 We're ready to head to the library and by library. I mean museum 63 00:05:03,599 --> 00:05:09,039 We're gonna stop at the library on the way to the museum you arrive at the library realize you're not supposed to be there 64 00:05:09,080 --> 00:05:15,200 Lipstick he got a bit confused his library book. I mean it kind of made sense, but that's right smart people places 65 00:05:15,200 --> 00:05:18,319 It is just a book that he's gonna check out from the library 66 00:05:18,319 --> 00:05:24,600 Like it's actually not his book specifically and the little slip in it is just Grancis over and over and over and over again 67 00:05:26,320 --> 00:05:30,280 The real challenge is that he has an enormous fine to pay but no money 68 00:05:30,280 --> 00:05:34,640 So we're going to have to figure out how to get the librarian to give him the book 69 00:05:34,640 --> 00:05:37,439 Yeah, that'd be great or whatever Russ has planned 70 00:05:37,439 --> 00:05:39,439 Yes 71 00:05:41,639 --> 00:05:47,319 That's totally fine you find yourselves in the greenest museum there is a 72 00:05:48,959 --> 00:05:50,959 What are they called 73 00:05:58,120 --> 00:06:02,639 Exhibit is the word. There's an exhibit on the red dragon attack that was stopped by 74 00:06:03,839 --> 00:06:05,839 via a Nulara 75 00:06:05,920 --> 00:06:13,000 There are very smaller exhibits one put on by Julie's doilies and 76 00:06:14,200 --> 00:06:16,800 Vorunax you see one off into the distance. What's that one? 77 00:06:16,960 --> 00:06:19,760 It's an exhibit of the construction of this museum 78 00:06:20,120 --> 00:06:24,040 Meant solely to house the heroic deeds that have gone on around the land 79 00:06:24,040 --> 00:06:29,760 You see all of these and they're all very intricate and then the middle of this massive chain 80 00:06:31,160 --> 00:06:35,040 You could call it a chamber or a ballroom or some sort of large 81 00:06:36,200 --> 00:06:38,040 exhibit space 82 00:06:38,040 --> 00:06:39,960 where there is 83 00:06:39,960 --> 00:06:42,460 very bare floors just 84 00:06:44,080 --> 00:06:48,360 Nondescript tapestries of greenest and their various insignias on the walls 85 00:06:48,480 --> 00:06:54,160 But there is a pedestal and this green in this glass case that's surrounding the entire 86 00:06:55,640 --> 00:07:00,740 Pedestal and hovering in on this pedestal is this old 87 00:07:01,520 --> 00:07:02,920 rickety 88 00:07:02,960 --> 00:07:08,840 Torn-up leather book dang it. I could have said it's an exhibit with the book instead of it being in this thing 89 00:07:08,840 --> 00:07:12,520 I thought it was gonna be antique spoons. So that would have been good, too 90 00:07:12,520 --> 00:07:19,000 And the seven of you have entered this chamber and are standing looking at this glass case with this book 91 00:07:19,319 --> 00:07:22,360 Inside and grants this pipes up and says well 92 00:07:24,160 --> 00:07:26,160 There it is 93 00:07:26,319 --> 00:07:29,720 Show them your ID tell them to give them give your book back 94 00:07:29,720 --> 00:07:35,040 Yeah, is your is your name in the front cover, can you just say actually that's mine 95 00:07:35,040 --> 00:07:41,040 I donated it to the museum, but I'd like to take it back just for a short while. Oh, that's probably a good idea 96 00:07:42,040 --> 00:07:44,000 Who is it? 97 00:07:44,000 --> 00:07:48,280 Who do you think we should talk to about that? Is there a docent nearby? 98 00:07:49,160 --> 00:07:57,000 Curators excuse me. Excuse me you you you there. Yes. Yes. Yes kinds kind sir 99 00:07:57,920 --> 00:07:59,720 That is my book 100 00:07:59,720 --> 00:08:02,839 Which book the oh, sorry 101 00:08:03,600 --> 00:08:10,040 The book in the middle of the big chamber with the big spotlight on it the glass 102 00:08:10,040 --> 00:08:14,439 I know the book you're referring to do not touch tablet. Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm 103 00:08:14,639 --> 00:08:18,000 the the commemorative plaque that says this was a 104 00:08:18,319 --> 00:08:25,439 Book by the leader of the decimator of dragons who perished on the way to the well of the dragons 105 00:08:25,480 --> 00:08:31,600 Ah, yes that plaque that book, of course. Oh, well, I'm I'm him. Oh, well, we were told he died 106 00:08:32,320 --> 00:08:34,559 several times several times right everybody 107 00:08:35,399 --> 00:08:41,000 Nope, you're alive. This is the only you keep this guy down. Can't stop won't stop 108 00:08:41,759 --> 00:08:46,980 Never stop never stop and I live live life all the way to the fullest 109 00:08:47,120 --> 00:08:53,000 Let's it's interesting cuz we were given the book after you died 110 00:08:55,440 --> 00:09:02,120 Yeah, and now you would like it back. Well, yeah, cuz I I am NOT dead anymore. Oh 111 00:09:03,400 --> 00:09:04,720 Okay 112 00:09:04,720 --> 00:09:08,600 What do you what do you need as proof? I could I could give you my name 113 00:09:09,520 --> 00:09:11,520 Grancis 114 00:09:13,840 --> 00:09:15,840 Thor 115 00:09:15,920 --> 00:09:23,320 Thrandor Ashton, well my good friend that just sounds like you're making that up on the spot and and what is your name? 116 00:09:23,960 --> 00:09:30,480 Hopefully, you don't make it up on the spot Mortimer Jones that sounds like a pretty pretty solid name 117 00:09:32,160 --> 00:09:36,879 Like the name of someone that would work at a museum sounds like he knew his name 118 00:09:40,480 --> 00:09:45,120 Well, so you've got a name I've got a name and that's my book what can we do I got 119 00:09:46,640 --> 00:09:52,240 He pulls his pockets up. I don't have any money. Well, I don't think you have to purchase something that is yours 120 00:09:52,759 --> 00:09:54,399 true 121 00:09:54,399 --> 00:09:58,799 Okay, what do you need Mortimer? Well, we do have a 122 00:10:00,000 --> 00:10:01,360 more of a 123 00:10:01,360 --> 00:10:04,039 Finders Keepers rule here at the museum 124 00:10:04,960 --> 00:10:13,080 Hmm, the Finders Keepers of the the the Royal Museums of Faerun. I get it. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I'm glad you're you're familiar 125 00:10:14,360 --> 00:10:16,799 Hi, I guess a written 126 00:10:18,279 --> 00:10:19,759 affidavit from 127 00:10:19,759 --> 00:10:21,560 some sort of 128 00:10:21,560 --> 00:10:25,200 Royalty or maybe the mayor of Greenest? Oh 129 00:10:26,000 --> 00:10:28,000 the mayor of Greenest 130 00:10:28,000 --> 00:10:34,800 Hey, you you you folks know the greenest folks, right? Vorunax looks at himself says yes. Yeah 131 00:10:36,440 --> 00:10:42,120 What do you mean the greenest folk like everybody? Yeah, cuz you see you you were the you saved 132 00:10:42,480 --> 00:10:47,440 With the dragon, right? Wait a minute Mortimer. Don't you recognize? 133 00:10:48,320 --> 00:10:55,800 You know, it's all starting and he like points to a giant tapestry that's on the wall behind him says that's 134 00:10:56,480 --> 00:10:57,880 That's you 135 00:10:57,880 --> 00:10:59,880 You're thea 136 00:11:00,480 --> 00:11:07,160 Yes, and Flint look he's got he's shiny now and and and Flint's here too and why they are 137 00:11:07,960 --> 00:11:14,080 Heroes, I would not have recognized him. The beard is the same but the rest is all very different 138 00:11:14,440 --> 00:11:18,759 So does that change your mind it actually yes, it does 139 00:11:20,080 --> 00:11:24,000 If and he's the leader of the Decimator of Dragons 140 00:11:24,000 --> 00:11:29,440 So I am the leader of the Decimator of Dragons Grancis Threnn Threnn door 141 00:11:30,440 --> 00:11:33,040 I'm gonna go leave a note for my manager 142 00:11:34,080 --> 00:11:39,840 Explain what has happened. And yes, you can you can have the book. Okay, great 143 00:11:39,960 --> 00:11:43,520 But I will ask when you're done with it if you could please bring it back 144 00:11:44,080 --> 00:11:46,080 mmm 145 00:11:46,920 --> 00:11:53,920 Like when you die again, you know when I die again sure or just if you no longer need it for your adventures or whatever 146 00:11:53,920 --> 00:11:55,600 You've got going on 147 00:11:55,600 --> 00:12:01,080 Yeah, okay. Yeah, you go write your note. We'll just hang out here and wait for you to come back with the key 148 00:12:01,080 --> 00:12:06,320 Oh, I won't be back. Here's the key. Oh, all right Grancis. Don't worry. Okay Mortimer 149 00:12:06,320 --> 00:12:08,320 So instead of leaving the note 150 00:12:08,760 --> 00:12:14,500 You go you get the key and if you don't the fiery hells of orcas will be upon your 151 00:12:14,600 --> 00:12:21,240 Doorstep before you know it in the waves of undead that'll lash out upon you are going to end your life 152 00:12:21,480 --> 00:12:23,480 Well, calm down man. He'll forget 153 00:12:29,320 --> 00:12:31,360 That was that was a pretty good one though 154 00:12:31,919 --> 00:12:34,240 Pay him the big bucks down there, isn't it? I 155 00:12:35,680 --> 00:12:38,919 Kind of notice I'm grabbing onto Mortimer's 156 00:12:39,919 --> 00:12:43,840 Shirt, and I'm just like, oh, sorry and kind of wipe it off and step back 157 00:12:45,159 --> 00:12:51,360 That's quite. All right. Yeah, you got taken by some madness there for a moment. Quite. All right, friend 158 00:12:51,840 --> 00:12:54,279 I'm gonna give the key to to Thea 159 00:12:55,399 --> 00:12:57,399 Personal this no 160 00:12:57,519 --> 00:13:03,240 Yeah, good choice, yeah, okay, I am I'm gonna go write that note and 161 00:13:05,000 --> 00:13:12,279 Best of luck with whatever you're up to. Oh seems legit. Thank you. Thank you. So we're good to take it now 162 00:13:12,799 --> 00:13:16,279 Yes. Yes. I don't see why not. Well, there's 16 163 00:13:16,279 --> 00:13:22,840 There's looks like a school of children who are strolling through. Maybe I should go surprise them now. Hey, it's my book 164 00:13:23,000 --> 00:13:26,800 I do not think getting children is a good idea. He's already 165 00:13:28,240 --> 00:13:29,800 Thank you 166 00:13:29,800 --> 00:13:35,480 What it's quite a little little sashay that grants. Yeah, he's like he's like sneaking 167 00:13:52,840 --> 00:13:54,840 Oh 168 00:13:56,000 --> 00:14:03,759 Kids Miss Hannigan, who's that old man? Don't worry. Why are you hiding behind? What are you doing? 169 00:14:03,759 --> 00:14:05,759 Oh, I'm smell like cheese 170 00:14:06,200 --> 00:14:08,360 Why do you sound like a ghost? 171 00:14:09,240 --> 00:14:16,480 An old man old men smell like cheese and ghosts. My grandpa doesn't smell like an old man cheese ghost 172 00:14:16,720 --> 00:14:21,639 I've never smelled a ghost smell. Well, you can smell me. You're smelling the ghost 173 00:14:21,639 --> 00:14:28,039 I feel is inappropriate again. There's a ghost over here. I know it's not again appropriate 174 00:14:28,039 --> 00:14:34,039 No, I'm stinky cheese man here. I'm I'm grants is I'm the book owner this book 175 00:14:34,039 --> 00:14:36,679 You were learning about who cares because you love 176 00:14:37,519 --> 00:14:44,279 Education cuz your children this big book looks boring. I'm here for the book and the world that book's so ugly 177 00:14:44,279 --> 00:14:48,639 Why don't you take better care of your stuff? It's all wrecked and ruined and 178 00:14:49,639 --> 00:14:57,179 Would have done it in really colorful inks when I would have dirt dotted all my eyes with hearts and 179 00:14:57,759 --> 00:14:58,960 stars 180 00:14:58,960 --> 00:15:04,240 Our stars I like making an s out of three lines and then some diagonal lines. It looks super cool 181 00:15:05,319 --> 00:15:12,100 Yeah, well those all sound like great suggestions, but when you're living on an airship and only have only have grease pencils 182 00:15:12,879 --> 00:15:14,879 to write with 183 00:15:15,080 --> 00:15:19,399 This is what you end up with kid, are you stealing from the museum? 184 00:15:19,399 --> 00:15:26,000 No, they gave my friend the key. Where did they go? I saw your friend threaten that guy with his life 185 00:15:26,000 --> 00:15:31,539 Oh, he wasn't threatened by the shirt. No, that's scary. That's what adults do 186 00:15:32,200 --> 00:15:36,019 sometimes as they grab each other by the collar and they 187 00:15:38,039 --> 00:15:44,659 Grabbed anyone by the collar miss Hannigan has anybody grab you grabbed anybody by the collar? No, Sonny 188 00:15:45,080 --> 00:15:50,159 I would never yeah, Miss Hannigan is a big fat liar. I'm gonna tell my dad is captain of the guard 189 00:15:50,159 --> 00:15:55,799 Oh, that's gonna be awkward. Oh, yeah, my dad's a mayor. So we'll grab you by your shirt 190 00:15:55,799 --> 00:16:00,320 Your dad's a mayor. Oh, well, you should tell them that the decimators the Dragons are back 191 00:16:00,320 --> 00:16:05,159 The who the book look at the read the plaque miss Hannigan 192 00:16:05,159 --> 00:16:10,399 We haven't gotten that in history yet. When do we talk about them? Oh not for a while yet 193 00:16:10,399 --> 00:16:14,639 Sonny the plaque is really high. Okay, miss Hannigan read them the plaque 194 00:16:15,360 --> 00:16:17,279 I won't be doing that 195 00:16:17,279 --> 00:16:21,240 Okay, I will read them the plan. In fact, if you could please leave the children alone 196 00:16:21,240 --> 00:16:23,360 No, well, I've come to comment here the book 197 00:16:23,720 --> 00:16:32,080 But the plaque says this book was owned by the leader of the decimator of dragons 198 00:16:32,080 --> 00:16:36,019 I mean everyone else has left the friend or Ashton 199 00:16:37,320 --> 00:16:40,279 He was the bravest soul ever known 200 00:16:41,120 --> 00:16:47,279 To have lived and the kindest one who made the best pancakes 201 00:16:49,519 --> 00:16:54,039 Well, I do like pancakes, but that waffles bro, I want to see the fossils 202 00:16:54,480 --> 00:16:57,919 Waffles ain't good shit on pancake. We're looking at a fossil. I said 203 00:16:58,439 --> 00:17:00,439 fossils 204 00:17:01,039 --> 00:17:03,439 Miss Hannigan, he said the f-word 205 00:17:04,200 --> 00:17:08,519 He's saying swears. No, it's just that's just my old man voice. Everything's 206 00:17:08,759 --> 00:17:10,759 inappropriate 207 00:17:10,960 --> 00:17:17,759 It was really just uck. All right, dearie time to move along leave the kids alone. Oh, well, no, but okay 208 00:17:19,279 --> 00:17:21,279 Hey everybody, I 209 00:17:21,960 --> 00:17:24,920 Didn't get the book. I didn't actually have the key you had the key 210 00:17:24,920 --> 00:17:28,240 Yes, you ran ahead and wanted to harass the school 211 00:17:28,240 --> 00:17:31,240 I didn't want to harass, I was trying to educate 212 00:17:31,240 --> 00:17:33,240 Did you know I was a teacher? 213 00:17:33,240 --> 00:17:38,160 You set the effort in front of the children. Right to their faces. You slipped 214 00:17:38,160 --> 00:17:41,560 I've been in the abyss for a long time. Even I wouldn't do that. That's messed up 215 00:17:44,160 --> 00:17:46,279 They called you out for grabbing a shirt 216 00:17:47,040 --> 00:17:53,000 Me I say one word. Well words can hit deeper than fists. That's the bone 217 00:17:53,779 --> 00:17:59,320 Okay. Well round two, how about I just go up and I don't talk to anybody and I just take the book 218 00:17:59,320 --> 00:18:02,960 Yeah, I mean you've got a key. So maybe just yeah 219 00:18:04,360 --> 00:18:08,120 Fanfare about it though, if that's all right, I'm just gonna well, okay 220 00:18:08,200 --> 00:18:13,400 I mean, I guess that's fine. I mean we sure we've been given a key told we can take it but 221 00:18:14,120 --> 00:18:20,200 Who's to say it isn't guarded and other means and then we get made out as thieves by the person whose life 222 00:18:20,200 --> 00:18:23,759 I just threatened which sorry about that again 223 00:18:28,200 --> 00:18:30,279 Well, I mean he did go write a note 224 00:18:31,240 --> 00:18:35,800 Which could be code for I'm going to get the city guard. So we should probably 225 00:18:38,320 --> 00:18:44,340 It's let's let's speed this whole thing up something no one has ever said before good call grants us 226 00:18:46,680 --> 00:18:50,720 All right, we'll go you got the key I see I runs up and 227 00:18:52,640 --> 00:18:54,240 Unlocks 228 00:18:54,240 --> 00:19:00,880 The case and waits for an alarm. Nothing comes with the key lifts the lid waits for an alarm 229 00:19:00,960 --> 00:19:02,960 There is an alarm that sounds 230 00:19:04,080 --> 00:19:07,400 Takes the book and just nonchAlydintly puts it under 231 00:19:09,080 --> 00:19:15,400 Was that the gates wait around me or just to the room just to the room. Okay, cool 232 00:19:23,720 --> 00:19:27,759 You guys go on without me someone will have to I'll hold the pages up 233 00:19:28,360 --> 00:19:33,600 Someone else is gonna have to transcribe just we will just rewrite this book one page at a time. You hear 234 00:19:34,040 --> 00:19:36,800 heavy armored footsteps coming into the building 235 00:19:38,840 --> 00:19:43,600 Led by Mortimer Mortimer, what the fuck is this them? 236 00:19:43,600 --> 00:19:46,720 They're Mortimer is this the ones that said they're gonna steal your book 237 00:19:47,360 --> 00:19:49,759 They don't look like the decimators of dragons 238 00:19:51,279 --> 00:19:58,440 Well now that that's the over there she's one. Oh, that's the other area. That's what they all say says 239 00:19:58,440 --> 00:20:05,120 I'm a see you're a thea that's a flint that one's covered in scales. He doesn't even look like a dwarf 240 00:20:05,360 --> 00:20:10,120 I've been decimated by them. Oh wait, you're talking about the other one in scales 241 00:20:10,120 --> 00:20:12,800 Well, yeah what you've been decimated by them? 242 00:20:12,800 --> 00:20:16,240 That seems like something a little personal something that you might not want to share with the city guard 243 00:20:16,240 --> 00:20:21,960 But that's fine, too. So, you know, they're good people. I have ID and and she she looks exactly like 244 00:20:22,920 --> 00:20:25,780 That I mean that's her. Do you see the blue hair? 245 00:20:27,640 --> 00:20:34,800 Well, they got the guys yeah, they got them the body modifications they could explain that I lift out 246 00:20:35,520 --> 00:20:39,740 Donnie I'm like Donnie wake up. Can you hey? Oh, yeah. Hey 247 00:20:40,840 --> 00:20:43,600 Hey, why are we in a square box? Well? 248 00:20:44,520 --> 00:20:46,520 mistakes were made again 249 00:20:46,720 --> 00:20:48,720 Always ending up in a square box 250 00:20:50,200 --> 00:20:55,200 What's the deal? Why do you need me? Well, I was dreaming of the crackers that we don't have 251 00:20:56,000 --> 00:20:58,800 Listen, I'll get more. Sorry. We're in a thing right now 252 00:20:58,800 --> 00:21:03,000 these people don't believe that we're the decimator two-thirds of the decimators of 253 00:21:03,279 --> 00:21:05,279 For two three 254 00:21:06,359 --> 00:21:09,079 fifths of the decimators of the dragons three 255 00:21:09,720 --> 00:21:16,160 Well, if I'm counting you I'm also gonna count. Yeah. Oh, of course. Yeah, okay. Yeah, cool 256 00:21:16,160 --> 00:21:19,759 Okay, so we want me to do I don't know tell them bite them. I'm not sure 257 00:21:20,000 --> 00:21:25,920 They are the decimators of dragons. Oh, you think they're gonna listen to a little talking dragon there, do ya? 258 00:21:25,920 --> 00:21:32,440 And would you say this one any points to grant sis is the leader of the decimators of dragons? 259 00:21:32,440 --> 00:21:40,559 This one's the leader of the decimators of dragons. They described grant sis Ashton grant sis Trandor Ashton is someone of big muscle and higher 260 00:21:41,080 --> 00:21:47,519 Personality. Oh god grant sis. Did you write that yourself? Well, I did have letters prepared with Leosin 261 00:21:48,200 --> 00:21:50,200 before my death that all of my 262 00:21:50,720 --> 00:21:53,920 Earthly belongings would be shrined and heralded 263 00:21:54,759 --> 00:21:59,480 By everyone to the name of the last group that I was known to be with Wow 264 00:22:00,480 --> 00:22:05,720 Just to cover my bases, so that's why the plaque with the book was so so 265 00:22:06,279 --> 00:22:09,839 accurate and effusive about what an amazing man 266 00:22:10,039 --> 00:22:15,640 Could you write it could because I had a hand. I mean he polished up the word the phrasing. I've got a question 267 00:22:16,680 --> 00:22:22,200 Where in this stupid museum? Do you have something dedicated to Nulara? Hmm? 268 00:22:23,000 --> 00:22:26,480 Well, that's a six bays over there closer to 269 00:22:27,840 --> 00:22:34,860 Closer to the front of the building there. Yes. It's one of the ones that you just most people don't notice when they even walk in 270 00:22:39,319 --> 00:22:44,200 You guys I'm mad she looks to her spell this I 271 00:22:45,759 --> 00:22:50,480 Mean Johnny's mad too. All right, I bet Johnny's mad Johnny get no 272 00:22:50,599 --> 00:22:51,799 Okay 273 00:22:51,799 --> 00:22:53,799 Okay, here I go 274 00:22:54,160 --> 00:23:00,759 This isn't this isn't Donnie's voice Donnie apothecary. Yeah, there we go. We found him again. All right. Yeah 275 00:23:01,839 --> 00:23:09,220 Well, okay, I'm gonna go sting him. I haven't stung anybody in a little while. No, just bite him. All right, here it comes, sir 276 00:23:10,400 --> 00:23:13,960 This is not this is more for them than it is for me. I 277 00:23:14,960 --> 00:23:23,000 Sustained myself on crackers. It's also for Nulara. God rest her soul wherever she is captured 278 00:23:23,680 --> 00:23:25,680 That's a 14. Oh 279 00:23:26,759 --> 00:23:28,680 He's got hard arm 280 00:23:28,680 --> 00:23:36,279 There was my teeth on his nothing not not him Donnie the the little guy called the cops on us 281 00:23:36,279 --> 00:23:42,460 Oh fighting a guy with armor use your head. Excuse me, tiny sir. That's a natural one 282 00:23:44,240 --> 00:23:51,480 I have shimmy through these bars only to disgrace myself in the face of you all it's really unacceptable 283 00:23:51,480 --> 00:23:54,640 It's been a while hasn't it do I put the cuffs on me, sir? 284 00:23:54,759 --> 00:24:00,840 We don't have any cuffs for tiny dragons. Just cut just come back Donnie. Okay 285 00:24:02,319 --> 00:24:06,860 Listen, what could we do to prove that? We are the decimators of dragons. This is grants us 286 00:24:06,860 --> 00:24:10,000 He is not the leader of the decimator of dragons. We are a 287 00:24:11,000 --> 00:24:13,000 We are a collective 288 00:24:13,400 --> 00:24:19,880 Okay, what can they do Russ? What can they do? Oh, what can they do their Mortimer? Well, they could tell us 289 00:24:20,920 --> 00:24:26,519 Exactly how they arrived in water deep the very first time 290 00:24:27,079 --> 00:24:29,079 Yes, they probably could do that 291 00:24:32,319 --> 00:24:34,319 Well, you'd be wrong 292 00:24:35,039 --> 00:24:39,519 Clip clop and buttercup. No definitely wrong found them later 293 00:24:39,879 --> 00:24:41,079 Airship 294 00:24:41,079 --> 00:24:43,079 No, was it by 295 00:24:43,839 --> 00:24:46,279 portal boat went down a river 296 00:24:46,799 --> 00:24:48,799 Nope, not not that either 297 00:24:49,000 --> 00:24:56,079 Was it in the back of a wagon led by two horses and a young farmer leading them into town 298 00:24:56,319 --> 00:25:01,259 Was that true? That's well, that's a very good story that has more details more color 299 00:25:01,799 --> 00:25:03,799 more 300 00:25:09,599 --> 00:25:11,960 Was it on a train Oh 301 00:25:13,279 --> 00:25:18,720 Ding ding ding to the person who's not a part of the decimators of dragons. There you go. I know my history 302 00:25:18,720 --> 00:25:25,480 Oh, that's right. I always forget the trains exist. I just know my decimators history. That's good. Okay, there's one 303 00:25:25,599 --> 00:25:27,599 So you can go free 304 00:25:27,759 --> 00:25:29,759 Not the rest of you 305 00:25:30,279 --> 00:25:35,359 The book through the bars just really actually we all kind of need to go. It's a whole thing. We need to 306 00:25:36,160 --> 00:25:38,160 Go to hell and save the world 307 00:25:38,240 --> 00:25:42,440 Save the world. Yeah, I've heard that one before you have 308 00:25:43,320 --> 00:25:50,519 Every week someone comes in to try and steal something saying I'm the ruler of the world trying to save the destiny of the many 309 00:25:50,519 --> 00:25:54,080 And did they and the world is on its way 310 00:25:54,920 --> 00:25:59,420 In these people's defense, so that's just that's just crazy George 311 00:25:59,580 --> 00:26:03,840 Yeah, is it the same person that comes in crazy George does come in here a lot and 312 00:26:04,360 --> 00:26:11,600 And he and his friend and his relations, yes, we could have him on our side another ally another ally we could get wait 313 00:26:11,600 --> 00:26:13,600 Who are you talking to? 314 00:26:13,920 --> 00:26:15,920 forgot which character I was 315 00:26:16,560 --> 00:26:18,560 You're not our now 316 00:26:18,680 --> 00:26:21,880 No, I'm back crazy George though. We got to find that guy, right? 317 00:26:23,880 --> 00:26:28,880 I think crazy George probably is seeing something that the others aren't make sense probably get him 318 00:26:29,680 --> 00:26:31,680 Oh 319 00:26:32,600 --> 00:26:36,240 Okay, we're here in the middle 320 00:26:37,480 --> 00:26:39,640 It's happening right now 321 00:26:40,880 --> 00:26:43,240 I clapped there we go to 322 00:26:44,360 --> 00:26:46,780 Yes, because I didn't want to be too we did it 323 00:26:48,080 --> 00:26:51,960 You guys kind of have rows between like two and three. So I just took a shot at it 324 00:26:51,960 --> 00:26:58,160 You're welcome Russ. We made this way easier. No, it's all good. Yeah, we did it everybody 325 00:26:58,800 --> 00:27:04,600 We've we've not only started the middle, but now we've synced it. Yeah, so that it's it makes perfect sense 326 00:27:04,600 --> 00:27:08,840 So this is how episodes always start. Mm-hmm. Normally we cut it out 327 00:27:12,960 --> 00:27:19,800 We don't want to feel like we're inaccessible, you know, we're just a bunch of dobers sitting around 328 00:27:20,519 --> 00:27:22,039 Microphones 329 00:27:22,039 --> 00:27:25,119 B&A holes, which I mean if you want to see 330 00:27:25,839 --> 00:27:30,240 What kind of goopers we are sitting around being a holes you can 331 00:27:32,480 --> 00:27:36,960 Yeah, we hit at the end of last month a 100 patron goal 332 00:27:42,279 --> 00:27:49,000 Thank you Tom that was good underscoring we told you that but what we didn't tell you was when the live show is 333 00:27:49,799 --> 00:27:56,440 We were still waiting to vote in the Patreon community on them when it should be and the votes are in everybody July 334 00:27:57,119 --> 00:27:59,119 22nd a Friday night 335 00:27:59,480 --> 00:28:07,319 Improv night a Friday improv night. That's did it and there's gonna be some special guests including 336 00:28:10,919 --> 00:28:13,639 Yeah, why not Kyle is a regular cast 337 00:28:17,559 --> 00:28:19,559 Actually needs to be there 338 00:28:19,799 --> 00:28:21,799 Yeah contractually obligated 339 00:28:23,879 --> 00:28:29,039 We've let him out of the room for tonight so that he didn't have to do these but he'll be there for that night 340 00:28:29,039 --> 00:28:31,039 That's right. Also Cicero 341 00:28:33,240 --> 00:28:35,559 So fun we haven't seen him in so long 342 00:28:36,720 --> 00:28:41,940 So many things in the world have happened since we've last seen Cicero and it's it's too bad 343 00:28:42,279 --> 00:28:47,319 Really because we'd love hanging out with him so much and can't wait to do so at the end of the month 344 00:28:48,319 --> 00:28:54,960 So it's not too late if you want to be there you can still join Patreon and then you can be there and you can 345 00:28:54,960 --> 00:29:00,319 Make suggestions and watch us embarrass ourselves and it'll be good when you do join us 346 00:29:00,319 --> 00:29:04,559 We have some new goals, which you can see at Patreon.com slash dumb dragon cast 347 00:29:04,559 --> 00:29:10,279 There's some pretty pretty pretty stellar ones as far as we're concerned because Tom had some great ideas 348 00:29:11,119 --> 00:29:16,160 During our business meeting. He's so fucking good. It's about damn time in a minute time 349 00:29:16,160 --> 00:29:19,960 I say this with some goals and then Patreon. I mean, yeah 350 00:29:20,319 --> 00:29:25,319 Yeah, yeah, I see did it. So it's about damn time you get over there to Patreon 351 00:29:29,160 --> 00:29:36,440 Where Russ will definitely be singing the entire song about damn time by Lizzo. That's how we're gonna start and 352 00:29:37,400 --> 00:29:43,680 It'll be good. Yeah, I'm gonna practice from now until then. All right, everybody there's gonna be the tick-tock dance, too 353 00:29:45,680 --> 00:29:50,840 I'm in need a sentimental man or woman to pump 354 00:29:59,120 --> 00:30:02,559 Very well, all right, I'm gonna go practice everybody you get back to the episode 355 00:30:02,559 --> 00:30:06,200 In a minute somebody there was about pump me up 356 00:30:21,079 --> 00:30:25,960 Or perhaps he is just a little crazy although you must think how 357 00:30:26,759 --> 00:30:31,200 Ridiculous would you feel if you are stopping someone from saving the world? 358 00:30:32,559 --> 00:30:36,799 Yeah, I mean they are all going to end up as undead very soon. Anyway, yes 359 00:30:38,119 --> 00:30:40,119 From what you've told me. Yes 360 00:30:40,119 --> 00:30:43,079 So this is close to black pool 361 00:30:43,319 --> 00:30:50,819 So therefore if it is spreading outward likely before and the whole 10-year timeline 362 00:30:51,119 --> 00:30:53,079 So I mean 363 00:30:53,079 --> 00:30:59,279 How's the ley lines in this in this position here Varnoaks feeling good in greenest not bad 364 00:30:59,319 --> 00:31:02,319 I think it's definitely it's got potential. Yes 365 00:31:02,319 --> 00:31:08,139 I mean why Tiamat attacked it too. So when you go back to orcas you can tell him 366 00:31:08,920 --> 00:31:11,920 Greenest should probably be next on list. Yes 367 00:31:12,839 --> 00:31:15,920 Especially since now it looks like our plan has been 368 00:31:17,160 --> 00:31:19,160 thwarted by these 369 00:31:19,200 --> 00:31:23,519 Guards and we will not be able to save everyone if we're not gonna get out of here 370 00:31:23,519 --> 00:31:28,440 we'll be stuck in jail might as well make it a point of order and I pull out a piece of paper and I 371 00:31:28,759 --> 00:31:32,360 Write through hub. I write through black pool and all right 372 00:31:32,759 --> 00:31:36,840 Greenest fold it up stick it in my pocket while looking at the guard Mortimer 373 00:31:36,840 --> 00:31:43,039 Are they threatening us with the end of the world? Didn't they say they want to save the world and now they're saying that they want 374 00:31:43,039 --> 00:31:44,519 to destroy 375 00:31:44,519 --> 00:31:51,279 Greenest that is what they said. It's hard to know with these hooligans. What's what? 376 00:31:52,000 --> 00:31:54,440 It's not that hard to understand 377 00:31:54,720 --> 00:31:59,279 Okay, him and I were evil and then we were gonna take over the world 378 00:31:59,279 --> 00:32:03,400 But then we decided to not be evil. So then we were gonna stop 379 00:32:03,920 --> 00:32:09,240 The destruction of the world that we started great. It's obvious what is happening here 380 00:32:09,240 --> 00:32:15,400 Can we just go to hell your interference of us saving the world makes me want to end the world 381 00:32:15,400 --> 00:32:20,559 We're back to ending the world again. See this seems like I'm just saying this is could we just look in the book grants? 382 00:32:20,599 --> 00:32:25,839 Write your name in there something you wrote a two paragraphs about how buff you were to put on this 383 00:32:27,240 --> 00:32:30,359 Informational tag here in front of the book. Do you just sign your name in the book? 384 00:32:30,359 --> 00:32:36,319 Yes, this is one of the biggest plaques we have in the museum. Yeah. See there's my name grants 385 00:32:37,279 --> 00:32:39,279 Grant's is Thrandor Ashton 386 00:32:39,359 --> 00:32:40,879 the buffest 387 00:32:40,879 --> 00:32:46,919 Wizard around pinmanship check. Yeah, we do a handwriting analysis. Can you just 388 00:32:47,720 --> 00:32:49,200 Just write something 389 00:32:49,240 --> 00:32:51,240 Okay, yeah 390 00:32:55,640 --> 00:33:00,680 Just just just crossed out a black hole and your utensil yeah 391 00:33:00,680 --> 00:33:07,279 Oh had your name underneath greenest. Okay. Wait what I'm gonna write it on my hand 392 00:33:10,200 --> 00:33:13,440 I hold up the book so that they can see writing 393 00:33:14,319 --> 00:33:16,319 He writes grants is 394 00:33:16,759 --> 00:33:19,720 Okay, look make a persuasion check. Oh 395 00:33:21,000 --> 00:33:23,000 It's pretty good 396 00:33:23,399 --> 00:33:28,159 There's similarities there wouldn't you say Mortimer you're a chief 397 00:33:30,319 --> 00:33:33,179 Is a handwriting specialist of the museum aren't you 398 00:33:34,079 --> 00:33:37,759 Yes, when I'm not giving tours, that is what I tend to focus on 399 00:33:39,279 --> 00:33:44,279 Authentication and whatnot and it dubbed. I mean the loop in the G here. You can see it's very similar 400 00:33:44,680 --> 00:33:51,720 Yes, yes your lessons with that Terry. We're really paying off now. Oh, yes, terry bear. He's delightful 401 00:33:51,720 --> 00:33:58,720 Yes, my god, you guys it's called graphology. Can we go? Well, I mean you've made a convincing argument 402 00:33:58,920 --> 00:34:00,920 Putting Grant's is his name here 403 00:34:01,240 --> 00:34:06,339 On his hand. It looks the same Mortimer checks that out. You have blue hair 404 00:34:06,720 --> 00:34:10,340 You two have threatened the world twice in the same sentence 405 00:34:11,480 --> 00:34:13,480 weren't you Irish I 406 00:34:15,240 --> 00:34:18,180 Forgot I wish you'd just let us go 407 00:34:19,440 --> 00:34:26,260 You're talking to us about our story. Who are you it drips in and out as the more excited I get 408 00:34:27,360 --> 00:34:29,680 Dad of that kid over there. What's going on here? 409 00:34:31,120 --> 00:34:36,080 My kids here. Oh shit. All right. Well, uh, don't tell him I said shit 410 00:34:36,120 --> 00:34:38,920 He's a little bit of a brat when it comes to bad words 411 00:34:39,600 --> 00:34:42,160 I'm gonna just open the gate here here 412 00:34:44,560 --> 00:34:49,040 Grants is if you could help me lift it that would just be that would just be stellar cuz you're so 413 00:34:50,160 --> 00:34:54,080 Buff look at me go. I am going to cast I think I have guidance 414 00:34:54,080 --> 00:34:57,400 Please say I have guidance. Why would I not have guidance night hunter? 415 00:34:57,400 --> 00:34:59,680 Just wants to come and like wrench it up with me 416 00:34:59,680 --> 00:35:06,920 I don't have guidance right as grant says does night hunter does as well and in unison the gate is thrown up 417 00:35:07,920 --> 00:35:13,480 Grants is you're such a strong buff wizard, aren't you? Oh so strong so buff 418 00:35:14,320 --> 00:35:19,560 Well, thank you for your for your time here. Mr. Captain the guard and Mortimer 419 00:35:21,160 --> 00:35:24,740 Screw you for letting them know. Yes, that was a real dick move 420 00:35:25,840 --> 00:35:27,840 Why not say no 421 00:35:27,880 --> 00:35:33,600 You cannot have book. You cannot have book. This is entrapment. That's what this is. It is illegal 422 00:35:33,920 --> 00:35:39,120 Just saying I don't know if you've ever worked in a small town museum before but it's quite boring 423 00:35:40,720 --> 00:35:42,720 All right, fair enough. Yeah, okay 424 00:35:43,160 --> 00:35:46,640 Especially when our main display is some grants this dude's book 425 00:35:46,880 --> 00:35:50,800 Yeah, um can I get out of this like is there like is this gonna? 426 00:35:51,320 --> 00:35:58,280 Back up. Oh, no, I'll go I'll go release the lever release the lever. I thought you said lemur 427 00:36:01,240 --> 00:36:03,240 The lever lemur 428 00:36:04,080 --> 00:36:06,080 It's been a great ketchup 429 00:36:07,720 --> 00:36:09,720 We got the book now well 430 00:36:10,680 --> 00:36:18,280 Any good recommendations Mortimer of things to see in greenest while we're here. Well, I would say the museum but you're already here 431 00:36:19,360 --> 00:36:21,360 Recommend the thing that we're in 432 00:36:21,800 --> 00:36:29,040 The stag and pony in is pretty fun any chance. Oh cosmic bowling on Saturdays. That's delightful 433 00:36:29,040 --> 00:36:31,640 Do you know an artificer? Oh 434 00:36:33,720 --> 00:36:35,720 Yes, what is um 435 00:36:36,000 --> 00:36:41,720 What is his name Irish guard, oh, yeah, then artificer we've got one of those in town here 436 00:36:41,720 --> 00:36:44,080 He just moved in a couple weeks ago. His name is 437 00:36:45,080 --> 00:36:49,600 Squeaky McLeemerson another Irishman another Irishman 438 00:36:53,000 --> 00:37:00,160 Yeah, that's he lives down the block around two ways they're beside the cosmic boldathon and 439 00:37:00,559 --> 00:37:07,039 He's he's he's he's taking he's taking clients does this have to do with the beginning or the end of the world 440 00:37:07,159 --> 00:37:11,440 Well, they're fairly intertwined. It's true go before I have to arrest you 441 00:37:14,079 --> 00:37:20,279 Museum clerk. Goodbye. I'm a city guard. Well, I don't know who I'm talking to 442 00:37:20,639 --> 00:37:25,679 We also enjoy wild mood swings here at the museum. So go while you can 443 00:37:26,679 --> 00:37:34,239 Yes, let's see this squeaky McLeemerson as I eye down Mortimer gives you the old like I'm watching you 444 00:37:37,639 --> 00:37:40,559 We cut ahead to this small cart 445 00:37:41,399 --> 00:37:46,719 It's got fruits and vegetables on one side and trinkets and odds and ends on the other 446 00:37:48,239 --> 00:37:50,599 It has a sign that says 447 00:37:50,599 --> 00:37:52,599 Produce and artificing 448 00:37:53,679 --> 00:37:57,559 And sitting behind the cart tinkering away 449 00:37:58,360 --> 00:38:06,000 an older gnome gray hair frizzling around the sides that has grown down a kind of chin 450 00:38:06,679 --> 00:38:08,679 length a bit of a 451 00:38:08,920 --> 00:38:10,920 scraggly bushy 452 00:38:10,960 --> 00:38:16,960 Half beard. He's got one monocle on as he's as a fine 453 00:38:17,240 --> 00:38:21,360 Mechanical working tool working with some sort of small trinket 454 00:38:21,880 --> 00:38:26,159 It doesn't really see you approach as there are several people kind of passing 455 00:38:27,320 --> 00:38:30,480 Picking up fruit and tossing him a coin every now and again 456 00:38:30,480 --> 00:38:35,960 I think we all just stand in front of the cart. Just kind of like 457 00:38:38,559 --> 00:38:42,159 And maybe I'll say hello in no mish 458 00:38:42,359 --> 00:38:44,359 So he pays attention 459 00:38:44,359 --> 00:38:49,960 It's not that many of us throw clear and then the hello and he looks up and also in no mish. He responds 460 00:38:51,960 --> 00:38:54,960 I was an old an old Irishman sound 461 00:38:55,960 --> 00:38:59,759 Well, hello there. What can I do for you apples oranges bananas? 462 00:39:00,679 --> 00:39:06,319 They're all right there. Just take what you like and you can be on your way. We actually need to get to hell 463 00:39:07,519 --> 00:39:09,519 We're hoping you could 464 00:39:09,719 --> 00:39:13,079 Just adjust some coordinates for us you need to get to hell 465 00:39:14,199 --> 00:39:19,320 Yeah, well, I mean this is a I mean I got fruits and vegetables 466 00:39:21,159 --> 00:39:23,159 The bananas are divine 467 00:39:24,599 --> 00:39:30,039 We're not looking for the divine some say some say that when the watermelon goes bad 468 00:39:30,039 --> 00:39:32,039 Well, it's kind of like going to hell 469 00:39:32,599 --> 00:39:34,119 but 470 00:39:34,119 --> 00:39:36,119 I don't know what you mean. I 471 00:39:36,480 --> 00:39:43,319 I pull a ring off of my finger and I say well see this item here kind of already does it we just need you to change 472 00:39:43,319 --> 00:39:49,759 Oh where it does it to so he takes it from you. If you offer it freely 473 00:39:49,759 --> 00:39:56,839 Yeah, I place it on the cart. He picks it up and begins examining it and then lifts up like this drawer 474 00:39:58,079 --> 00:40:00,079 top 475 00:40:00,079 --> 00:40:06,079 Folds it up and then he lifts it up and then he lifts it up and then he lifts it up and then he lifts it up 476 00:40:06,159 --> 00:40:09,199 and this long extendable like 477 00:40:10,199 --> 00:40:12,480 intricate mechanical arm gets kind of 478 00:40:13,759 --> 00:40:19,000 Envelopes out and it it presents like these binocular like 479 00:40:19,799 --> 00:40:21,239 device 480 00:40:21,239 --> 00:40:27,920 But they have like this green aura glow to the lenses and he looks through them and he's holding up 481 00:40:27,920 --> 00:40:32,480 He says well, this is a very interesting piece. Where did you say you came by a family heirloom? 482 00:40:33,440 --> 00:40:35,440 interesting enough 483 00:40:37,119 --> 00:40:43,440 Yes, I see it goes into the depths of the abyss that's not a great place to go and you want to take it to hell 484 00:40:43,440 --> 00:40:45,279 instead 485 00:40:45,279 --> 00:40:47,759 Well, yes, you know 486 00:40:50,279 --> 00:40:52,279 Well, it comes at a pretty penny 487 00:40:52,279 --> 00:40:57,799 You you all look like you could probably afford it though. He looks like you've been around a little bit 488 00:40:57,799 --> 00:41:04,039 Do you have a very similar aesthetic to the to the giant statue in town square? There's 489 00:41:05,000 --> 00:41:07,000 Dwarven 490 00:41:07,440 --> 00:41:09,440 Lizard dragon 491 00:41:11,239 --> 00:41:13,039 Are you flint? 492 00:41:13,039 --> 00:41:18,880 Guilty as charged. Oh, all right. Well, you look like the the statue. That's what gave you away there 493 00:41:18,880 --> 00:41:24,759 I mean I can see past all the shines and sparkles, but we'll uh, we can talk that another time 494 00:41:24,759 --> 00:41:31,360 Ah, yeah, absolutely. I can send this to just about anywhere you like well, we don't want you to send it anywhere 495 00:41:31,400 --> 00:41:36,920 We want it to be able to send us somewhere just to clarify in case I yeah, that's what I said not clear. Okay 496 00:41:37,720 --> 00:41:42,920 I'll send it in. I'll send you and it anywhere you like. Well, I mean it's going with you. Is it not 497 00:41:43,680 --> 00:41:45,680 It is the thing that sins 498 00:41:46,240 --> 00:41:54,019 Okay, but it doesn't stay you guys. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes is the answer. Okay, you know by this 499 00:41:54,920 --> 00:41:57,400 I mean I could explain the mechanics of it with you 500 00:41:57,400 --> 00:42:01,760 But really it is going to the place and taking you along with it 501 00:42:02,680 --> 00:42:06,440 Now normally does it take more than just one person or does it take? 502 00:42:07,000 --> 00:42:09,320 multiple in multiple individuals 503 00:42:09,720 --> 00:42:13,960 Typically no more than two people. So if we can modify that that would be 504 00:42:14,760 --> 00:42:16,760 Juice crank it up 505 00:42:17,240 --> 00:42:23,460 Hopefully we can hopefully can sustain a little bit of extra extra NASA's they say in the industry 506 00:42:23,659 --> 00:42:26,659 Where did you know it drifts 507 00:42:29,460 --> 00:42:35,659 As you get older you find a lot of dialects that run by and you just kind of pick the ones that you like for 508 00:42:35,659 --> 00:42:40,460 The time that you like them is it just kind of drifts in and out. Sounds good. Yeah, it's easy 509 00:42:40,820 --> 00:42:46,260 Easy keeps people on their toes. Yeah, I mean the price would be probably a good 510 00:42:48,099 --> 00:42:50,099 750 gold 511 00:42:51,300 --> 00:42:53,300 Shouldn't be a problem 512 00:42:54,340 --> 00:42:58,579 It's the juice is the extra juice that's gonna get you I've got 513 00:43:00,099 --> 00:43:02,099 Ten gold 514 00:43:06,260 --> 00:43:09,059 Well, I have seven well 515 00:43:09,059 --> 00:43:13,460 It looks like we're gonna have to go back to the days of the the early level 516 00:43:13,860 --> 00:43:17,780 Sidequest in order to get you a little bit more gold there friends 517 00:43:18,660 --> 00:43:23,880 Uh just so happens. I need a little job done in order to finish some of my trinkets and knickknacks 518 00:43:24,740 --> 00:43:26,260 Okay, and 519 00:43:26,260 --> 00:43:29,220 Well, you gotta venture out into the dead man's marsh 520 00:43:30,180 --> 00:43:32,180 find me some 521 00:43:32,260 --> 00:43:35,300 Sprinkles and such can you be more specific? 522 00:43:35,940 --> 00:43:37,940 Yep, I can be 523 00:43:38,100 --> 00:43:40,600 next time on Dumbgeons and Dragons 524 00:43:48,740 --> 00:43:56,420 Dumbgeons and Dragons season 2 episode 128 starring Amy More as thea and knight hunter carla max dead as lip sync 525 00:43:56,900 --> 00:44:04,019 Tom laird as flint with kyle Claset as Vorunax and russe More as your dungeon master production and sound design by russe More 526 00:44:04,340 --> 00:44:09,240 This episode featured music from epidemic sound and Kavin mcleod of incompetech.filmmusic.io 527 00:44:10,019 --> 00:44:15,540 And sound effects from epidemic sound boom library and sound ideas a huge. Thank you to our supporting producers 528 00:44:15,619 --> 00:44:22,099 Gabriel lynch jessica Babyok cat water flame jacob madden christian brown craig zeiss aron stevens darrelleth 529 00:44:22,179 --> 00:44:27,139 perry matey la branton nathaniel teeter and nicholas cooper join us today at Patreon.com 530 00:44:27,860 --> 00:44:32,739 Dumb dragon cast where we've reached 100 patrons and we'll be hosting a live improv night 531 00:44:32,900 --> 00:44:38,659 Exclusive for all of our patrons coming up in july details will be available soon on Patreon and in our discord 532 00:44:38,900 --> 00:44:44,340 Plus we've just announced some new community goals and some amazing new bonus content coming along with them 533 00:44:44,660 --> 00:44:51,860 Including in character positive affirmations and the return of monthly one-shot episodes where we're excited to try out new characters new games 534 00:44:51,940 --> 00:44:57,220 And play a whole smattering of different great things that we hope you're gonna love. Thank you for listening. Have a great week 535 00:44:57,539 --> 00:44:59,460 We'll talk again soon 536 00:44:59,460 --> 00:45:02,579 Oh, I do not believe that's what that plaque says at all good, sir 537 00:45:03,460 --> 00:45:05,460 Yes end 538 00:45:07,940 --> 00:45:13,000 Oh, I wish I knew my episode history better so I could just ask you questions about your adventures 539 00:45:14,820 --> 00:45:16,500 Like that 540 00:45:16,500 --> 00:45:19,940 I feel like you know what you're right. I'm like actively trying to think of things that I can't though 541 00:45:20,019 --> 00:45:23,480 So that's all right. Dumbgeons and Dragons is a dumb dragons production